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unfunny released this
2026-07-31 04:09:18 +00:00 late much?
sorry for such the delay, i've been preoccupied the past few weeks and only just now got back to working on the site. anyways, i've got some goodies!Changelog
Features
- Added lazy loading to the musical vault - It will no longer decimate your internet connection and ratelimit you
- Added even MORE lite pages
- Lite pages should now render properly with Monospace, instead of defaulting when Sono isn't loaded
- Added HELLDIVERS 2 game review
- Vastly improved readability: Links are now Cyan instead of dark blue on black pages. Plus, on modern browsers, there's even a neat little hover animation
- Backported some 2.0/Revamp improvments to prod, namely:
- Rounded corners on iframes and images on the homepage
- Nicer looking buttons instead of default grey
- Slightly less awful CSS
- Also added some new features that'll be getting merged into revamp:
- Tidbits: glowing items that you can hover over (or tap on for mobile) to get more information inline
- Link hover feedback
- Button hover feedback (namely around the WebTV city to make it clear that it's actually a back button)
- Minor bordem lore
- Even MORE music in the musical vault
Bug fixes
- Consolidated preconnects on some pages (more work to be done)
- about chrome badge now opens in the same tab, like all other badges
- Spelling mistake on frontpage's switch to lite mode footnote
- Story spoilers now hidden on ARC Raiders review for consistency with HELLDIVERS 2 review
under the hood improvments
- Logic for per-page music has been separated out and consolidated into a single file instead of being embedded inline per-page
- Seasonal logic for page animations has also been separated from the frontpage and consolidated into a single JS file
- Took down the seasonal 4th of july decorations (i know, boo hoo)
I know it isn't a WHOLE lot for how much time there's been, but I've been trying to learn Kotlin, get the revamp past Pre-Alpha, and take care of personal business. That being said though, next release will probably contain several new game reviews and maybe some new content entirely as I try to take a break from working on revamp
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4TH OF JULY UPDATE (PT 1) Stable
2026-07-04 18:22:18 +00:00 4TH OF JULY UPDATE
part 1
happy 4th of july folks!
PT1 is a fairly small update, to finally get the update out... somewhat on time lol.Changelog
- Added back random quotes to the frontpage
- Increased the amount of quotes this year by 4
- Rotated, changed, removed, and added quotes
- Added some more easter eggs (hint: click the fireworks!)
- Added Lite pages for Vault, Musical vault, and gaming (with more soon to come)
- Other QoL improvments
Why so little in so much time??
I've been working on the Revamp update and simultaniously a new game concept i'd like to call the Infinite Ikea. I don't want to spoil too much yet, but both branches of this site are very time consuming, since both are complex, and require overhauling large parts of the site. However, I do realize that the site Y'all see needs an update as well, so...
I've decided to split the July 4th update into 2 parts. Originally it was going to be one large part but I ran out of time. Part 1 (this one) will be a smaller QoL update and put up the decorations. Part 2 will be a major quality of life upgrade as well as add new content and game reviews.Downloads
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2026-06-04 20:16:03 +00:00 the "nothing ever happens" update
small update with some goodies
## changelog- fixed some typos
- added bordem.html to the wip gallery, the first time bordem has been available in any capacity on the wider internet
- etc
truely
nothing has ever happened
(More updates will be coming soon. sorry for the radio silence, but i've got exams and i've also been working on the DoofONLINE 2.0 revamp!)Downloads
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THE MUSICAL UPDATE Stable
2026-04-20 00:00:56 +00:00 very big, very cool update
The MuSiCaL update
About
This update adds music to almost every page on the site
Featuring
- No Way! (Sonic & Knuckles - 404 page)
- Blather's themes (Animal Crossing: New Leaf - Vault pages except for the musical vault itself, of course)
- Another Medium (UNDERTALE - BGM)
- CORE (UNDERTALE - BGM)
- 24 Hour Cinderella (Yakuza - BGM)
- Studiopolis Act 1 (Sonic Mania- BGM)
- Studiopolis Act 2 (Sonic Mainia - BGM)
- Select Kart (Mario Kart 7 - BGM)
- Still Alive (Portal - BGM)
4th Mix (Rhythm Heaven DS)Removed for sounding like hot garbage in the MidiJS soundfont- Main Menu (Smash Bros. For Wii U/For 3DS - BGM)
- Ruins (UNDERTALE - BGM)
- Soundlink Schedule (BS-X: The town who's name was stolen - EternalBliss)
- Sample Song 3 (BS-X: The town who's name was stolen - BGM/Extra)
*Almost all rendered in MIDI!*
## Technical Features- Improved Autoplay detection over the current beta release (Using Audiocontexts directly)
- Refactored BGM.JS
- New BGM HUD tells you what song is playing, from what game
- CSS for said hud is split out of normalbordem
- More music, on more pages
- Improved WebTV Support in some places
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2026-04-19 21:21:26 +00:00 somehwhat an in-between release, but new content! yay! i finally added something! going fowards, i will be doing more game reviews, now that everything is set up
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And the world spins madly on Pre-Release
2026-04-07 14:34:09 +00:00 is it a small release?
yes, just some minor QoL features- Added button linking to this page
- Brought back eternalbliss as a chatroom, plus the return of the bordem gang (see /vault/aboutbordem.html for more context)
- added game reviews again (ARC Raiders)
big music branch update soon
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