• unfunny released this 2026-06-04 20:16:03 +00:00

    the "nothing ever happens" update

    small update with some goodies


    ## changelog
    • fixed some typos
    • added bordem.html to the wip gallery, the first time bordem has been available in any capacity on the wider internet
    • etc

    truely
    nothing has ever happened
    (More updates will be coming soon. sorry for the radio silence, but i've got exams and i've also been working on the DoofONLINE 2.0 revamp!)

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  • unfunny released this 2026-04-20 00:00:56 +00:00

    very big, very cool update

    The MuSiCaL update

    About

    This update adds music to almost every page on the site

    Featuring

    • No Way! (Sonic & Knuckles - 404 page)
    • Blather's themes (Animal Crossing: New Leaf - Vault pages except for the musical vault itself, of course)
    • Another Medium (UNDERTALE - BGM)
    • CORE (UNDERTALE - BGM)
    • 24 Hour Cinderella (Yakuza - BGM)
    • Studiopolis Act 1 (Sonic Mania- BGM)
    • Studiopolis Act 2 (Sonic Mainia - BGM)
    • Select Kart (Mario Kart 7 - BGM)
    • Still Alive (Portal - BGM)
    • 4th Mix (Rhythm Heaven DS) Removed for sounding like hot garbage in the MidiJS soundfont
    • Main Menu (Smash Bros. For Wii U/For 3DS - BGM)
    • Ruins (UNDERTALE - BGM)
    • Soundlink Schedule (BS-X: The town who's name was stolen - EternalBliss)
    • Sample Song 3 (BS-X: The town who's name was stolen - BGM/Extra)

    *Almost all rendered in MIDI!*
    ## Technical Features
    • Improved Autoplay detection over the current beta release (Using Audiocontexts directly)
    • Refactored BGM.JS
    • New BGM HUD tells you what song is playing, from what game
    • CSS for said hud is split out of normalbordem
    • More music, on more pages
    • Improved WebTV Support in some places
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  • unfunny released this 2026-04-19 21:21:26 +00:00

    somehwhat an in-between release, but new content! yay! i finally added something! going fowards, i will be doing more game reviews, now that everything is set up

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  • unfunny released this 2026-04-07 14:34:09 +00:00

    is it a small release?
    yes, just some minor QoL features

    • Added button linking to this page
    • Brought back eternalbliss as a chatroom, plus the return of the bordem gang (see /vault/aboutbordem.html for more context)
    • added game reviews again (ARC Raiders)

    big music branch update soon

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